MY “FIRST WORLD” FITNESS PROBLEMS

1. 1. MY LEGS DON’T FIT MY PANTS WITHOUT THE WAIST BEING TO BIG
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3. 2. CAN’T WEAR MOST SKINNY JEANS CAUSE MY CALVES WON’T FIT
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5. 3. WAITING ALL WEEK FOR A REWARD MEAL
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7. 4. GETTING TO THE REWARD MEAL AND NOT BEING ABLE DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT
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9. 5. FEELING SICK AFTER A REWARD AND TELLING YOURSELF YOU NEVER NEED ONE AGAIN
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11. 6. SUCCUMBING TO THE SUGAR FREE, HIGHLY BLOATING AND HIGHLY TOXIC CRUD PRODUCTS
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13. 7.  DRINKING 3-8 LITRES THROUGHOUT  TRAINING STINTS AND PEEING NON STOP
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15. 8. THE AWFUL COMPETITION OOMPA LOOMPA TAN
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17. 9. MISSING OUT ON EVENTS CAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO BE AROUND THE CAKE LOL
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19. 10. WHEN MY QUATTRO CHOCOLATE LOVE PROTEIN RUNS OUT ……AND I PRETTY MUCH JUST GOT IT.
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21. 11. WHEN MY PROTEIN SHAKERS GO MISSING…..PRETTY SURE THEY GO WHEREVER MY MISSING SOCKS GO TOO……JUST SAYING.
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23. 12. THE FACT THAT IT WOULD BE CHEAPER FOR ME TO RAISE CHICKENS AND GATHER THEIR EGGS THAN GET THEM AT THE  STORE AT THIS POINT. SOLID INVESTMENT.
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25. 13. GREEN BEANS…….DAMN YOU GREEEN BEANS.
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27. 14. GOING PASSED A SCHEDULED “FEEDING” AND FEELING THE CRASH ….QUICK SOMEONE GET ME SOME PROTEIN ASAP…..
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29. 15. WHEN PEOPLE GO IN DEPTH ABOUT THEIR BIG, DIRTY, NASTY, DELISCIOUS DINNERS AND YOUR MOUTH SALVITATES …..LITERALLY….. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST IN CARTOONS …..
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31. 16. ONE LAST ONE…….MY LOVE /HATE WITH CUPCAKES AND CINNAMON BUNS.

With all that being said....I HEART FITNESS :)

GOD BLESS YOU ALL

xoxo

Chantelle Alessio